[Warning: Totally off-topic.]

My first great-grandson was born at 5:37 pm yesterday.

David Frank weighed in at 6 lbs. 2 oz. and measured 19 1/4 in. in length.

Mother and son are doing just fine, while the new dad seems a bit ragged around the edges.  Great-grandpa – whose only contribution to the effort was a ride to the hospital – is exhausted and is headed for bed.