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The Jesus Dispenser

November 20th, 2009, Promulgated by Dr. K

Concerns about the spread of Swine Flu have led to a number of parishes and dioceses implementing various changes to the Mass. Some ideas have been good, some have been especially dreadful.

First came this terrible idea; a holy water dispenser:

And now there’s this; a Jesus dispenser:
Our Lord is not a piece of Pez! Come on people…

Update 7:37 PM:

And of course there is this



8 Responses to “The Jesus Dispenser”

  1. Sister Emily says:

    That makes me more sick than any flu ever could!!

  2. Sister Emily says:

    Dr. K,
    Your killing me.

  3. Those last things look like raspberry "jello shots".

  4. Anonymous says:

    I guess you haven't heard of the Asperges by Super Soaker.

  5. Anon 10:27. Wasn't that done at RIT?

  6. Anonymous says:

    I am not Anon 10:27 but yes it was done at RIT.

  7. They've sold those little cups of juice at Alpha and Omega for years

    i mean, it's a good idea if you're doing what protestants are doing, which is…drinking grape juice and eating bread.

    Unacceptable for…you know…actually…God…but I suppose it's not problematic if you're just eating bread


  8. gretchen says:

    At least that middle one isn't a plastic model of Jesus with the host coming out of his neck when you tip his head back… (The Pez comment conjured up some horrid visual images. Now I'll never be able to sleep tonight! 😉

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