Cleansing Fire

Defending Truth and Tradition in the Roman Catholic Church

Photo Caption Contest

November 30th, 2009, Promulgated by Gen

Sorry all. I completely forgot about our caption contests. I also forgot to send out the prayer cards to the last winner – you know who you are. They will be sent out promptly!

Anyways, the same rules apply: don’t be mouthy, don’t be stupid. Just put forth a hilarious comment which tickles me pink and I’ll send out five Cleansing Fire prayer cards your way, or send them to the parish office of your choice.



14 Responses to “Photo Caption Contest”

  1. Leia! I Am Your Mother Superior!


  2. Nate says:

    And the Church again confirms that stopping the spread of H1N1 is their top priority

  3. Steak says:

    Sr. Mary Orthodox taking the proper precautions before attending Mass at St. Anne.

  4. Anonymous says:

    What any orthodox Catholic should wear in this diocese.

  5. Nerina says:

    I vote for Nate's caption!

  6. Anonymous says:

    This is obviously the habit of the Order of the Aardvark.

  7. CPT Tom says:

    Mother M. Clare Millea, Apostolic Visitator, prepares for her meeting with the Sisters of St Joseph.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Good one, CPT Tom! She was seen wearing the very same protective habit when she entered the coven…er….order of the Eeeeerie Benedictines.

  9. Kelly says:

    Sr. Theodora sporting the latest in liturgical medical devices. The Enemisis Capturing Vessel (ECV) may be worn during lay homilies in the Diocese of Rochester, or elsewhere as needed. Need to vomit? No problem! The ECV captures all fluids, contains ordors, minimizes sound and even veils looks of disgust.

  10. Anonymous says:

    And she said," Look if I wear this feeding trough I can still use my hands to concelebrate with my brother Priests."

  11. Mike says:

    Sr. Michina hopes to one day be cured of her allergy to incense.

  12. Anonymous says:

    The Vatican investigator takes precaution before visiting the rectory of Sr. Joan Sobala.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Sr. Joan Sobala dons the gas mask after she has her rectory fumigated to exterminate the locusts God sent upon her.

  14. Gen says:

    These were all absolutely hilarious – the best submissions yet, in fact. I really can't decide on one clear winner, so I'll do this:

    if anyone wants some prayer cards, just send an email to

    Thanks for your humor and support!

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