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FW: Hilarity

September 11th, 2009, Promulgated by Gen

I recently received this in my inbox:

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd..

The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?”

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave
elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do…

“That was impressive, the Pope says, “But did you
know that with .just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, and many around the world, go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your hand and so many people will rejoice forever? Show me.”

So the Pope slapped her.



7 Responses to “FW: Hilarity”

  1. avatar Anonymous says:

    Hilarity! I'm sending this my friends right now.

  2. avatar Anonymous says:

    Oh no.

    Is this a SLAP of the crosier?

    Sorry i know, not funny.

  3. avatar Gen says:

    Funny indeed. Good to see there are others with a sense of humor! lol

  4. She's kind of freaky looking, like her skin is stretched over her skeleton. If beauty is skin deep, then ugly goes right to the bone.

    Maybe, just maybe I think I saw her at Woodstock in '69, when she was a hippie-freak. I'll still pray for her though.

  5. avatar Sister Emily says:

    Wanna treat?

    Blow up your screen to full image.

    Check out the lipstick.

    Yes Yes I too will be in line at OLV at 11:45am

  6. avatar Sed says:

    I'd like to see this happen.

  7. avatar Dr. K says:

    "Blow up your screen to full image.

    Check out the lipstick."

    Must be the end result of some Papal slapping action. 🙂

    ~Dr. K

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