Cleansing Fire

Defending Truth and Tradition in the Roman Catholic Church

Nod of the Miter, Smack of the Crozier

August 1st, 2009, Promulgated by Gen

This week, Cleansing Fire gives out the following Nods and Smacks:

A Nod of the Miter goes out to Ray Grosswirth for showing us all how valuable our sanity is.

Another Nod of the Miter goes to the people of St. Thomas the Apostle for proving to be tenacious defenders of the Faith. There’s just something about the phrase “canonical lawsuit” that sets me all a quiver.

A Smack of the Crozier goes to Ray Grosswirth’s yawning crevasse seen at 3:42. I didn’t know that Ray was taking liberalism into R-rated waters.

Another Nod of the Miter goes to the user who pointed this out. No one should have to see what you’ve seen. Now we all know when to avert our eyes “for the sake of decency.”

Another Smack of the Crozier goes to anyone who refers to a rosary as “Jesus bling.” Seriously? You can’t just say “rosary?” And, no, I’m not making this up.

Look for the next installment of Cleansing Fire’s Nod of the Miter, Smack of the Crozier next week. Let’s hope we all retain our lunches next time.



6 Responses to “Nod of the Miter, Smack of the Crozier”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I hope Ray will summon the decency to place the "avert your eyes" censorship over his forbidden valley.

  2. Gen says:

    LOL immensely at "forbidden valley."

  3. Anonymous says:

    I took the liberty of censoring for old Ray.

  4. Fr. Forthright says:


  5. Dr. K says:

    Nice use of the B.C. head from the countdown, Anon 5:59 :^)

    ~Dr. K

  6. Anonymous says:

    The smack of the crozier would leave a big red mark on the bare buttocks.

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